Oscar highlights paraphrased

'Mad Max Fury Road'

'Mad Max Fury Road'

'Mad Max Fury Road'

'Mad Max Fury Road'

'Mad Max Fury Road'

'Mad Max Fury Road'

...and one of the recipients was excited enough to say: Fucking Mad Maxers! on network television

Chris Rock: The people who made Winter on Fire are going to hate Amy Winehouse songs.

Sasha Baron Cohen: The hard-working yellow people with little dongs do not receive proper recognition.

Sasha Baron Cohen: I’m here to represent the actors of colour not nominated at this year’s Oscars like Will Smith, Idris Elbow and of course the amazing black bloke from Star Wars – Darth Vader.

Surprised by Best Film - as was everyone else. When Freeman said “Spotlight”, the next 1-2 seconds were priceless. You could hear inside everyone’s heads in the room “Spotlight?”.

Loved the punters outside the Compton cinema: “Did you see Spotlight?” “No, what the hell is that?” “Do you feel that Trumbo should have been a bigger hit?” “Whaaat?” “Brooklyn?” “No, I did not see Brooklyn” “How about the Big Short?” “I did not” “How about Bridge of Spies? “Where are you getting these movies from? You’re making some up. You’re messing with me right?”. “No. that’s a real movie” “No it’s not. I come to the movies a real lot, never heard of it”.